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- (I went to the gym with only my phone and a credit card, I left the rest of my wallet at home. After the gym I went to K-Mart to pick up an air-conditioning unit because it was insanely hot)
- Cashier: Can I see some ID?
- Me: I don't have my wallet, can I show you my Facebook profile on my phone?
- Cashier: what?
- Me: (pulls up app, show cashier my screen)
- Cashier: ok.
